Friday, May 29, 2009

Young Con Anthem


Making their self-indulgent rant a little more ironic, the FDA warns us:

Hydroxycut Products
Audience: Consumers, healthcare professionals
[Posted 05/01/2009] FDA warned consumers to immediately stop using Hydroxycut products by Iovate Health Sciences, Inc., because they are associated with serious liver injuries. Hydroxycut products are dietary supplements that are marketed for weight-loss, as fat burners, as energy-enhancers, as low carb diet aids, and for water loss under the Iovate and MuscleTech brand names.

FDA has received 23 reports of serious health problems ranging from jaundice and elevated liver enzymes, an indicator of potential liver injury, to liver damage requiring liver transplants. One death due to liver failure has been reported to FDA. Other health problems reported include seizures; cardiovascular disorders; and rhabdomyolysis, a type of muscle damage that can lead to other serious health problems such as kidney failure.

The agency has not yet determined which ingredients, dosages, or other health-related factors may be associated with risks related to these Hydroxycut products. FDA continues to investigate the potential relationship between Hydroxycut dietary supplements and liver injury or other potentially serious side effects


Darn that evil gubmint! Protecting the consumers from not-at-all-unsafe products...
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Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version


Hysterical parody...

le wrath di khan


Worth watching!

Men at work: Land down under!!!! (One of their best songs!!)


Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

Buying bread from a man in brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, do you speak-a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

Lying in a den in bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?
And he said,

Oh! do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.


(Combie: VolksWagon car, usually utilized by travellers cruising the East Coast of Australia.

Vegemite: A dark brown food paste made from yeast extract, used mainly as a spread on sandwiches, toast and cracker biscuits, as well as a filling of pastries like Cheesymite scroll, in Australia.)

Science...

Better than prayer, unless, of course, you just want to die in ignorance:
The Vulnerable Cancer Cell: New Studies Reveal Broad, Hidden Network That Lets Tumors Thrive

ScienceDaily (May 29, 2009) — Howard Hughes Medical Institute researchers have identified many potential new drug targets for cancers long deemed “untouchable” due to the type of genetic mutation they contain. These studies are beginning to reveal new ways of attacking cancer by targeting a largely hidden network of normal genes that cancer cells rely on for survival.

KRAS, which was discovered nearly 30 years ago, is mutated in 30 percent of human tumors, including 90 percent of pancreatic cancers, 50 percent of colon cancers, and 30 percent of non-small cell lung cancers.

“Efforts to develop drugs that inhibit oncogenic RAS proteins have been largely unsuccessful, despite the fact that RAS gene family members are mutated in about 30 percent of human tumors,” said Gilliland, who directs the oncology program at Merck.

The article goes on to describe the current research and how science, after thirty-years, is finally getting a good grasp in how how to effectively attack these oncogenic networks. It may be that large swaths of previously untreatable, routinely fatal cancers will be cured by taking pill.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

When dealing with wing-nuts on health-care, it pays to know the facts:

My parents are, well, wing-nuts. Health-care is something on which we disagree. As the capper to every argument they cite the hordes of Canadians coming to America for procedures. Only, these "hordes" were "some" and, frankly, not significant:


U.S. ambulatory facilities survey. Almost 40 percent of the facilities we surveyed reported treating no Canadians, while an additional 40 percent had seen fewer than ten patients. Fifteen percent of respondent sites reported treating 10–25 Canadian patients, and only about 5 percent reported seeing more than 25 during the previous year (generally 25–75 patients; none reported more than 100). These findings were fairly consistent across the service categories. The overall response rate was 67 percent, and it varied across type of clinical facility from 56 percent for ambulatory surgery centers to 80 percent for cancer centers.

If we extrapolate these findings (assuming that nonrespondents show a pattern similar to that of respondents), these facilities in the three large metropolitan areas combined saw approximately 640 Canadian patients for diagnostic radiology services such as computed tomography (CT) scans or MRI and 270 patients for eye procedures such as cataract surgery over a one-year period. By comparison, the annual volume for CT scans and cataract extractions averaged about 80,000 and 25,000 procedures, respectively, in British Columbia alone during the mid-1990s. In Quebec the annual volume during the same period for CT scans and MRI averaged 375,000 procedures and 44,000 procedures, respectively.
So, basically, there's no problem. These "hordes" are infinitesimal compared to the services delivered by the Canadian government. Hell, these "hordes" are infinitesimal compared to any measurement and serve only as "just so" stories to scare people into forgoing the desperate reform we need in the medical community.

For perspective's sake on those hordes of Canadians, the Vanderbilt University Hospital (where my wife is a researcher) handles over 3,000 trauma cases a year. That's just the trauma department. The entire hospital admitted 51,800 patients last year. And had over 1.1 MILLION ambulatory patient visits not requiring hospitalization. In other words, just the trauma patients alone, in one hospital in a relatively small city (600K), exceeded all the Canadians for the two procedures most likely to be done in America in three major cities in the US.

And yet the wing-nuts use these imaginary hordes to scare people on the subject... While ignoring OUR hordes going to Mexico:
Driven by rising health care costs at home, nearly 1 million Californians cross the border each year to seek medical care in Mexico, according a new paper by UCLA researchers and colleagues published today in the journal Medical Care.
I should note that half of these were either long-term Mexican immigrants (15-years or longer) or short-term Mexican immigrants (less than 15-years). The reasons they went back are pretty complex compared to the Anglo cohort so arguing by gross numbers, while it may be a wing-nut virtue, would over-state the condition.

But the difference is there. And it is, frankly, astronomical. Pitifully small numbers of Canadians verses much larger hordes of Americans...

Oh, the reason the Canadians don't come? Our medical services, while ranked 39th in the world, are massively more expensive thanks to the "free-market..."

Not enough criminals...

There's a lesson in here, if we'd care to learn it:
Netherlands to close prisons for lack of criminals

The Dutch justice ministry has announced it will close eight prisons and cut 1,200 jobs in the prison system. A decline in crime has left many cells empty.During the 1990s the Netherlands faced a shortage of prison cells, but a decline in crime has since led to overcapacity in the prison system. The country now has capacity for 14,000 prisoners but only 12,000 detainees.

Deputy justice minister Nebahat Albayrak announced on Tuesday that eight prisons will be closed, resulting in the loss of 1,200 jobs. Natural redundancy and other measures should prevent any forced lay-offs, the minister said.

The overcapacity is a result of the declining crime rate, which the ministry's research department expects to continue for some time.
I mean, really, stop criminalizing every damn little thing. Crimes against people, crimes against property, infractions for severe safety issues, those all make sense in a complex, inherently dangerous world/society. Crimes for smoking dope or hiring a hooker? Not so much sense...

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Calls Sotomayor, Obama "Reverse Racists"


1. Rush doesn't know what a racist is... Racism, Rush, is defined as:

a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.


But, beyond that, "Liberals," Rush, don't practice your "opposite racism." Not because it doesn't exist, ironically, it does... Just look at Carl Lewis.

But because "Liberals" believe in EQUALITY of the races/sexes and each person to enjoy the fruits of his/her merits. Unlike you Rush, with your white/male superiority platform, which you and your transparently obvious racist ranting in which you engage daily.

2. Limbaugh isn't a "conservative," despite the label. He's an under-educated, massively-ignorant, narcissistic fascist with delusions of intelligence and competency.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

There's Always an A-Hole on the Internet


Enjoy!

Not surprising...

Because finance and investing is, in fact, very complex:

People With Higher IQs Make Wiser Economic Choices, Study Finds

ScienceDaily (Apr. 28, 2009) — People with higher measures of cognitive ability are more likely to make good choices in several different types of economic decisions, according to a new study with researchers from the University of Minnesota's Twin Cities and Morris campuses.
While the article is short, it's well worth the read and does, I think, adequately explain some of the issues of why things are the way they are. And why some do well and others don't. Regardless of educational level.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Overdrive Katy Rose


Enjoy.

Thousands Beaten, Raped in Irish Reform Schools


So much for religious morality...

Rachel Maddow: Indefinite detention? Shame on you... President Obama


Worse than Bush. From a Constitutional attorney! We're not talking the drunken class-clown and his evil underling.

We're talking about someone who SHOULD know better.

I'm stunned.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Gee... A cat like...

...my daughter when she was three, four and part of five...funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures :)

So much closer than we think...

From ScienceDaily:
Monkeys Found To Wonder What Might Have Been

ScienceDaily (May 21, 2009) — Monkeys playing a game similar to "Let's Make A Deal" have revealed that their brains register missed opportunities and learn from their mistakes.

"This is the first evidence that monkeys, like people, have 'would-have, could-have, should-have' thoughts," said Ben Hayden, a researcher at the Duke University Medical Center and lead author of the study published in the journal Science.

The researchers watched individual neurons in a region of the brain called the anterior cingulate cortex (ACC) that monitors the consequences of actions and mediates resulting changes in behavior. The monkeys were making choices that resulted in different amounts of juice as a reward.
Still, I bet you don't find them buying Italian sports cars when they have their inevitable mid-monkey-life crisis. But, more important, I think it really illustrates just how closely related we are to our ape and monkey cousins. And how we're not as "special" as we think. All of which should give, at least some us, a pause in all our thinking about dominion, ethics and privilege.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Monty Python: Bicycle repairman!


One of my favorite Python sketches of all time...

Military fairy


An old Monty Python skit...

Thursday, May 14, 2009

This is one of the thousands of examples of..

Medical misconduct with regard to phony studies, etc., that make say we need more regulation in medical research, not less. I really believe all studies should be run by the FDA, not reviewed by the FDA as this is far less uncommon than many believe:
A former surgeon at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, who is a paid consultant for a medical company, published a study that made false claims and overstated the benefits of the company’s product in treating soldiers severely injured in Iraq, the hospital’s commander said Tuesday.

An investigation by Walter Reed found that the study cited higher numbers of patients and injuries than the hospital could account for, said the commander, Col. Norvell V. Coots.

“It’s like a ghost population that were reported in the article as having been treated that we have no record of ever having existed,” Colonel Coots said in a telephone interview on Tuesday. “So this really was all falsified information.”

The former Army surgeon, Dr. Timothy R. Kuklo, reported that a bone-growth product sold by Medtronic Inc. had much higher success in healing the shattered legs of wounded soldiers at Walter Reed than other doctors there had experienced, according to Colonel Coots and a summary of an Army investigation of the matter.

Dr. Kuklo, 48, now an associate professor at the Washington University medical school in St. Louis, did not respond to numerous e-mail messages and telephone calls to his office and home seeking comment over the last two weeks. Walter Reed officials say he did not respond to their inquiries during their investigation.

Army investigators found that Dr. Kuklo forged the signatures of four Walter Reed doctors on the article before submitting it last year to a British medical journal, falsely claiming them as co-authors. He also did not obtain the Army’s required permission to conduct the study.

“This was a real letdown for us to have one of our former members do something like this,” one of those doctors, Lt. Col. Romney C. Andersen, wrote in an e-mail message Tuesday. Dr. Andersen, now posted at a combat hospital in Baghdad, said he could not comment further without the permission of his commanders.

It was Dr. Andersen who brought the problem to the Army’s attention last year, prompting the inquiry. In its March edition, at the Army’s request, the journal retracted the article — something that has gone largely unnoticed outside orthopedic circles
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And if it's not fake studies, it's fake journals:


Merck paid an undisclosed sum to Elsevier to produce several volumes of a publication that had the look of a peer-reviewed medical journal, but contained only reprinted or summarized articles--most of which presented data favorable to Merck products--that appeared to act solely as marketing tools with no disclosure of company sponsorship.

"I've seen no shortage of creativity emanating from the marketing departments of drug companies," Peter Lurie, deputy director of the public health research group at the consumer advocacy nonprofit Public Citizen, said, after reviewing two issues of the publication obtained by The Scientist. "But even for someone as jaded as me, this is a new wrinkle."
This was, for the record, one of SEVEN fake journals published by Merck to push its products.

Yet, day-after-day, the free-marketers tell us just how bad government is and that the "free market works best...." We should, in their delusion world view, trust the market, to the point of obsequious worship to make the "right decisions." My ass.

The market, if it were a human, would be a sociopath and we'd be its victims. "The market," as it were, only cares about profits, not people. And while the libertarians and other ideologically-driven people don't get it, without the government to protect you, you're not going to be safe, on the top, unless you're born to the "right" people. Of which there are damned few in this society. No matter how rich your fantasy life...

Just ask my wife... Morgan Fairchild...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dragon Age: Origins Violence Trailer


The latest video trailer from BioWare features the violent and sexy aspects of this multifaceted game, all with a killer Soundtrack from Marilyn Manson's "This is the New Sh*t".

Torture is Rape with Changed Semantics.


Dick Cheney's daughter Liz Cheney asked if she could stay on longer on MSNBC this morning to ambush Eugene Robinson about torture.

I know it's desperate non-sense spouted by a daughter who is trying to save her father's life and reputation, it's still difficult to believe Liz Cheney keeps going on the air to say that waterboarding cannot, by definition, be torture since we do it to our own people to prepare them for the experience of being tortured.

Beyond the obvious fact we're doing it to prepare for them for the experience of being tortured (Hello! Hello!) it is obvious that being waterboarded by your fellow soldiers, knowing that you won't be injured and that the whole experience will be very short, is nothing at all like being waterboarded by captors dozens of times with no reason to believe it will ever end or that they won't kill you?

I honestly wish I was there and I would have asked her if we should abolish rape as a crime because men and women, in fact, do enjoy having sex. And since men and women enjoy sex so much, what's the difference, Liz? Why the crime?

Oh yeah... Because rape is nothing like consensual sex... And until the wing-nuts are brought to task, they're getting away with the rape of someone's humanity, self-respect and psyche.

Because, fundamentally, torture is rape of the entire human -- body and spirit.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Greta Von Whiner

I keep hearing about this liberal media. At least from the wingers who are more than happy to try to control everything, insult everyone, misquote their enemies then whine like little victims when they're taken to task on their "poor me" stories:
POLITICO started to chat with Alaska’s “first dude” when Van Susteren intervened. The host of On The Record told us this brunch was “off the record” - no talking with the husband of former Republican vice presidential nominee, Gov. Sarah Palin.

Asked why, Van Susteren told us - as we held pen, pad, recorder and camera in hand - well, you know, at these things you can’t always figure out who’s on the record or off the record when you chit chat. And, she added, with all the background noise Palin could easily be misquoted.
Which is handling, Greta. Whether you like it or not. And, I'm thinking with your apoplectic screed on your blog after various media outlets dubbed you Todd Palin’s “handler,” you've done a great job in confirming what was said.

“First, remember I did not start this little spat and have no interest in having a spat,” Van Susteren blogs at Fox News’ Gretawire. “I am merely responding and setting the record straight. Gossip on the internet is viral and I will respond when things are written that are brought to my attention which I think smarmy or even wrong. If I don’t respond, the one sided stuff sits forever on the internet.

On Saturday morning (before the night’s big dinner) I was at a social brunch (like everyone else in the media), and brought a guest like almost everyone in the media did. A Politico reporter came up to our Fox guest Todd Palin with a pad to take notes and interview Todd Palin (it says “started to chat” but that is not what happened or what was going on….no one is that stupid to believe that.) It was an attempt to interview him when he did not agree to it or ask for it — print paparazzi at a brunch /party!”
It's still handling. And, honestly, where were the "manners" when it came to Hillary Clinton, or anyone else you don't like? Because, frankly, you've been exceeding rude in your personal comments toward HRC's looks, which were completely pointless to her competency as a candidate, like most of the main-stream media. That entire thread during the election, in which you participated, was "you're going to kindergarten, here's what you don't do" rude.

So, nothing personal, Greta, but cry me a river... Todd Palin, like it or not, is a public figure. And the press, theoretically, being the "fourth estate," should be able to interview him. And he, if so chooses, has every right to say "not now" like anyone wearing his big-boy pants.

Even if you think he can't...

The Crazy, It Burns!

I find the right-wingers amazingly, well, bug-fuck-crazy. This is from the blog "The Other McCain" where Robert Stacy McCain goes on a classic right-wing delusional rant about the non-existent "liberal media" and it's bias. Unfortunately, we're not so lucky to have this mythical creature and instead deal with the seven-headed-hydra of consolidated-corporate media, three of which -- Clear Channel, Sinclair and Fox, are so right-wing that, in the days of old, they'd have been supporting Germany in WWII and sabotaging Roosevelt. While the other four run-moderate-to-conservative within their editorial and reporting. Even MSNBC gives hours to "Morning Joe," a decidedly right-wing hosted show and frequently guests lying-right-wingers and lets them, at times, get a free pass.

But on to Mr. Cranky Pants who has three main points. First, "we've always done this, therefore any complaints are part of the liberal media agenda:"
Why was the reaction so hideously overblown? Gateway Pundit, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and others were just doing the same thing they did with John Kerry's ill-fated wind-surfing vacation or any number of other incidents in which prominent Democrats act in ways that conflict with their populist rhetoric.
That's part of the point. They were doing the same idiotic, nonsensical partisan-hackery they did against Kerry and, before him, Clinton. Only now the shtick is decidedly fucking old and people are, rightfully, pushing back against these hypocritical, multi-millionaire-play-ground bullies and their over-wrought bullshit. And, of course, their brain-dead enablers, whose second point is "well, it's not the mustard (now that we've been mocked for that) but it's the price of the burger:
A burger at Ray's Hell-Burger costs $6.95, so lunch at the Arlington restaurant isn't exactly the value menu at Mickey D's. If the White House believed they could show Obama as a Regular Guy by having him eat at a place where the burgers are seven bucks, maybe they need to work on their definition of populism.
It's also half-a-dollar cheaper than Applebee's. Which is a corporate, non-elitist restaurant if there ever was one... And yet, because the burger is a perfectly normal $6.95 the wing-nuts go berserk at the behest of their millionaire propagandists, flooding the Internet with their stupidity. I mean, come on, it's not any price at all for a hamburger of that size, quality and reputation. Now, you want an elitist burger, try this one: $125 burger. And, if that's not good enough for you, there's this $175 burger instead. Of course, like almost every political winger-post there has to have the obligatory wing-nut woo about the media's conspiracy for Obama:

Jacobson's posts, however, pointed out how news organizations were actively involved in the image-shaping function of the Obama P.R. machine. It would be like learning that Fox News provided the "Mission Accomplished" banner at Bush's famous 2003 aircraft-carrier event.
No, fool that's not it at all. The real story, which the right-wing completely missed, was there was no story except how pointlessly brain-dead the media really is. This vapid, worthless story should have never been on the air. But the media outlets, now gutted by the right wing, and stuffed full of millionaire shills, has nothing left but it's half of bread and circuses to keep the proles occupied while our rights are impugned or taken away.

You can be damn sure the media, not-at-all-liberal, are not interested in the old-school investigative journalism where they show you just how screwed-up America has become the last twenty years... And why would, or should, they? They're multi-millionaires on the inside, not the peasants on the outside, existing in their "cool kids" clique. And, as we remember from high school, only the "cool kids" matter.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Geithner Cold Open



The bank stress test answers are graded...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Abstinece Only...

This is ironically funny:
Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, went on "Good Morning America" to launch her new pastime as an ambassador for abstinence.

Anchor Christopher Cuomo pointed out that Palin's own personal history went against her abstinence-only message for teens. (Palin, 18, recently had a baby with former boyfriend Levi Johnston.) She became pregnant after she and Levi failed to use protection (something Johnston admitted on the "Tyra" show.)
Kind of like using John Goodman as a spokesman for Jenny Craig... Or David Duke for the NAACP...
A major study published last year found that premarital abstinence pledges among teens were ineffective and often counterproductive -- teens were just as likely to have sex but less likely to use condoms or other forms of birth control.

In a subsequent interview on CBS's Early Show, Levi Johnston called Bristol Palin's abstinence message a "great idea" but "not realistic.
Of course it's not realistic. Horny teenagers are horny teenagers and have been having sex, shotgun weddings, out-of-wedlock children and/or abortions since earliest days of civilization.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The times, they are a changin'

Some good news:
A Washington Post article last week noticed national movement to the left on issues like gay marriage, illegal immigration, and the legalization of marijuana.
These are three things in which I have no personal stake, yet support. There is no conceivable reason that "gay marriage" will do a damn thing to "straight marriage" and it's really just about bigotry and religiosity. There is no real reason to criminalize marijuana and now we know most everything we've been told about the harm was a lie and as well as the lack of benefits (except for being high).

Of the thee three, illegal immigration drives me crazy the most. First, most Americans won't do many of the nasty jobs the illegal aliens take. For any amount of money. Second, the fact that they're forced to make peanuts by their unscrupulous employers is of a general benefit to the consumer who gets cheaper goods and services. Third, most of them get W-2 jobs and pay taxes, especially FICA, but can get no benefits from Social Security or Disability Insurance. For these, and other reasons, I'd certainly like more sanity around this issue.

Gay marriage, in particular, shows the most movement. Looking at past Washington Post/ABC-News polling on the issue, support for legalizing gay marriage is now at a record high (49% support, 46% oppose). It is the first time that fewer than half oppose gay marriage. Importantly, much of this change has come from an increase in "strong" support for gay marriage. Almost as many strongly support gay marriage (31%) as strongly oppose it (39%). In 2006, the last public data point, twice as many reported strong opposition (51%) as strong support (24%).
Wow.
There is also real leftward movement in views on legalizing "a small amount of marijuana for personal use." Almost as many favor legalization (46%) as oppose (52%). In the 1985, the WP/ABC-News poll showed nearly three-fourths (72%) opposing.
More wow.
When it comes to illegal immigration, voters seem to make a distinction between border security and illegal immigrants currently in the country. Views on whether "the US is or is not doing enough to keep illegal immigrants from coming in the country" have been, surprisingly, relatively stable since 2005 (from when public data are first available). This recent poll continues to be consistent with past results. But more voters than ever before (61%) support giving illegal immigrants now living in the US the right to live here legally if they pay a fine and "meet other requirements."
Not perfect, but a winner, overall.

Unhinged, over-rated, nut-job...

Mormon, Republican science-fiction writer and board member of NOM, Orson Scott Card goes off the rails:

The first and greatest threat from court decisions in California and Massachusetts, giving legal recognition to "gay marriage," is that it marks the end of democracy in America.

These judges are making new law without any democratic process; in fact, their decisions are striking down laws enacted by majority vote.
Two paragraphs and he's showing his complete lack of understanding about our Constitutional democracy which gives the Court the ability to tell us what the law means and to protect the all the people from the tyranny of the majority. Mr. Card is, in fact, a beneficiary of that system as it comes to the practice of his particular brand of religion. He may be blind to it. But he is, nonetheless, a beneficiary of the Constitution. Eisenhower says it best:
Dear Ed: I think that such answer as I can give to your letter of November first will be arranged in reverse order--at least I shall comment first on your final paragraph.

You keep harping on the Constitution; I should like to point out that the meaning of the Constitution is what the Supreme Court says it is. Consequently no powers are exercised by the Federal government except where such exercise is approved by the Supreme Court (lawyers) of the land.
But beyond the obviousness of the Constitution and how government actually works, pro gay marriage is now polling at 49%, with 46% against and 5% unsure. That's the electoral majority process, Mr. Card. Something by which, when the shoe will be on the other foot, because you're losing this battle, you'll be the first to the Courts to protect your belief on "how it should be" and all this "democratic process" will be dropped faster than the Pet Rock fad hit the skids. Anyway, the unhindged one then trots out the slippery slope fallacy:
The pretext is that state constitutions require it -- but it is absurd to claim that these constitutions require marriage to be defined in ways that were unthinkable through all of human history until the past 15 years. And it is offensive to expect us to believe this obvious fiction.

It is such an obvious overreach by judges, far beyond any rational definition of their authority, that even those who support the outcome of the decisions should be horrified by the means.

We already know where these decisions lead. We have seen it with the court decisions legalizing abortion. At first, it was only early abortions; within a few years, though, any abortion up to the killing of a viable baby in mid-birth was made legal.
It was actually privacy and self-determination rights that were upheld. The same "rights" also give women the right to purchase birth control when single (they often weren't allowed to) or without the consent of their husband (once again, they weren't allowed to in many states). But, beyond that, he has the modern obsession with abortion that was not shared, even in this religious country, one-hundred years ago. And certainly not by his religion. The bible, except for Exodus, is silent on abortion and has this to say:

"And if men struggle and strike a woman with child so that she has a miscarriage, yet there is no further injury, he shall be fined as the woman's husband may demand of him, and he shall pay as the judges decide. But if there is any further injury, then you shall appoint as a penalty life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise."
Exodus 21:22-25

Further injury, in this passage, is to the woman not the foetus. If he kills her, he dies. If he burns her, he is burned. If she looses a tooth, so does he. But for the foetus? A fine. And, it's not a big a fine btw. In other parts of the bible you find that children do have a pecuniary worth, and it is low, and class-dependent.
Not only that, but the courts upheld obviously unconstitutional limitations on free speech and public assembly: It is now illegal even to kneel and pray in front of a clinic that performs abortions.
You're not "innocently praying." Besides, holy-roller that he is, he should know God doesn't hear those prayers anyway:
Matthew 6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Matthew 6: 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Matthew 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

Matthew 6:7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. 8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
They are, in fact, engaged in political speech and disruptive conduct. And, as we know, the "right to free speech" is not an absolute. One that Mr. Card enjoys through copyright, slander, libel, hate-speech, fighting-words and other provisions, of the civil and criminal codes. Should I (hypothetically) take up a slanderous life against Mr. Card and manufacture "evidence" of horrific conduct, such as he's the leader of an on-going homosexual pedophilia ring, to destroy his ability to earn an income and general reputation, Mr. Card has redress. Which is why, besides my being a far better human than he, I don't do such things. But still, there is far more slippery slope to explore...:
Do not suppose for a moment that the "gay marriage" diktats will not be supported by methods just as undemocratic, unconstitutional and intolerant.

Already in several states, there are textbooks for children in the earliest grades that show "gay marriages" as normal. How long do you think it will be before such textbooks become mandatory -- and parents have no way to opt out of having their children taught from them?
What textbooks? There are only five textbook manufactures in the US market. None of them would touch this with a ten-foot pole because they have to deal with Texas and their State Board of Education which is populated by Christian Zealots. There are BOOKS, like Heather Has Two Mommies and Daddy's Roommate, but they're not textbooks.
And if you choose to home-school your children so they are not propagandized with the "normality" of "gay marriage," you will find more states trying to do as California is doing -- making it illegal to take your children out of the propaganda mill that our schools are rapidly becoming.
The Judge didn't make homeschooling illegal. That's just some idiotic right-wing crap that got into World Nut Daily, etc. and has become an "Internet fact" when it is no such thing. What happened was some crazy, child-abusing fundamentalists who were, frankly, severely abusing their children were forced to send their kids to public schools. This was to protect the children from the secrecy of the child-abusing, homeschooling parents who'd been in trouble with DCS for nearly a decade and the Court finally got tired of their abusive crap. No other families were affected by the decision.

Now for some hysterical hypocrisy:
How dangerous is this, politically? Please remember that for the mildest of comments critical of the political agenda of homosexual activists, I have been called a "homophobe" for years.

This is a term that was invented to describe people with a pathological fear of homosexuals -- the kind of people who engage in acts of violence against gays. But the term was immediately extended to apply to anyone who opposed the homosexual activist agenda in any way.

A term that has mental-health implications (homophobe) is now routinely applied to anyone who deviates from the politically correct line. How long before opposing gay marriage, or refusing to recognize it, gets you officially classified as "mentally ill"?
Orson Scott Card is a Mormon. They believe in the Tabula Rosa of human development. Their psychologists preach that homosexuals are, in fact, mentally ill because it is "impossible" for people to have inborn personality and orientation characteristics. Even though we know that it's biological at this point though we don't know the complete and exact mechanism behind it...

So, it's okay for the Mormon's, like Card, to assert gays are mentally ill, morally bankrupt and sexually deviant because their religion tells them this is the case. Further, I should point out that Card's definition is a strawman's definition and when he's called homophobic for being homophobic it's because the shoe fits:
1. Fear of or contempt for lesbians and gay men.
2. Behavior based on such a feeling
So, the hypocrite can bash and attack, but it's not okay to point out that his actions towards gays is, by definition, homophobic? Hypocrite, thy name is Card. Now, onto another strawman:
Remember how rapidly gay marriage has become a requirement. When gay rights were being enforced by the courts back in the '70s and '80s, we were repeatedly told by all the proponents of gay rights that they would never attempt to legalize gay marriage.

It took about 15 minutes for that promise to be broken.
First, who made this promise? Second, who died and gave him/her the actual authority to make this promise? Seriously, there is not some "National Gay Organization" that has the right to speak and bind all gays. It's not like the AMA... Oh wait, they can't do it either... How about the APA? Nope... AICPA? Nuh uh... Well, if national professional organizations can't do it for there members... I don't see how it can be done for gays, either. And, third, who'd be stupid enough to believe it anyway?

Let's move on because we have a lot more stupidity to cover. Next up is classic misrepresentation of the application of the rule of law:
And you can guess how long it will now take before any group that speaks against "gay marriage" being identical to marriage will be attacked using the same tools that have been used against anti-abortion groups -- RICO laws, for instance.
The RICO laws are applied to anti-abortion groups that are committing crimes, like bombing clinics. RICO is a statute to punish the conspiracy to commit a crime, like those engaged in by PETA or the KKK. They're not otherwise used to stifle free speech, like quasi-similar organizations along the lines of the Audubon Society or Sons of the Confederacy. Even if you're crankish enough to think they should be... And we continue with Card's semi-incoherent rant:
Here's the irony: There is no branch of government with the authority to redefine marriage. Marriage is older than government. Its meaning is universal: It is the permanent or semipermanent bond between a man and a woman, establishing responsibilities between the couple and any children that ensue.
No, here is the irony. You are using a logical fallacy known as the appeal to tradition. Appealing to tradition is how we justify continuing the horrors of the past. Even though we don't have any substantive logical or moral grounds to continue those practices. Card, of course, goes on to make the argument "marriage was created by God" without actually saying it as he knows the reader (it's in the The Mormon Times) will "get it:"
The laws concerning marriage did not create marriage, they merely attempted to solve problems in such areas as inheritance, property, paternity, divorce, adoption and so on.
Mr. Card, like all the Christinistas, seems to forget that marriage is present in virtually all cultures, regardless of religion. There is no special privilege for the judeo-christian belief that God made marriage. Even though he tries to create it. To support this argument Card goes right to the bad analogy, comparing a physical attribute to a human construct:
If the government passed a law declaring that grey was now green, and asphalt was specifically designated as a botanical organism, would that make all our streets into "greenery" and all our parking lots into "parks"?
Mr. Card, marriage is defined by humans. It has been since we invented it and the priests stole it. Whereas Green is merely a label we use for an inherent physical property of something. And, if you think marriage laws are about things like inheritance, property settlements, etc., then why the opposition to other enjoying the full protection (and responsibility) of the law? Let us continue:
If a court declared that from now on, "blind" and "sighted" would be synonyms, would that mean that it would be safe for blind people to drive cars?

No matter how sexually attracted a man might be toward other men, or a woman toward other women, and no matter how close the bonds of affection and friendship might be within same-sex couples, there is no act of court or Congress that can make these relationships the same as the coupling between a man and a woman.
Well, beyond the absurd analogy where a physical property is equated with an intangible concept, we get to Card's real issue. He seems to be implying rather strongly his objects really come about be he thinks gay sex is icky. Well, here is a clue Mr. Card: 47% of Americans engage in anal sex. So maybe you need to give Ted Haggard a call and give that a shot. Maybe it'll loosen the stick in your ass a bit and you can start thinking.
This is a permanent fact of nature.
No, homosexuality is a permanent fact of nature:
Homosexual and bisexual behavior are widespread in the animal kingdom: a 1999 review by researcher Bruce Bagemihl shows that homosexual behavior, has been observed in close to 1500 species, ranging from primates to gut worms, and is well documented for 500 of them.
Not marriage. I have yet to see animals get married, unless they have weird owners...
(In another column I will talk seriously and candidly about the state of scientific research on the causes of homosexuality, and the reasons why homosexuality persists even though it does not provide a reproductive advantage.)

There is no natural method by which two males or two females can create offspring in which both partners contribute genetically. This is not subject to legislation, let alone fashionable opinion.

Human beings are part of a long mammalian tradition of heterosexuality. No parthenogenic test tube procedure can alter what we, by nature, are. No surgery, no hormone injections, can change X to Y or make the distinction nonexistent.

That a few individuals suffer from tragic genetic mixups does not affect the differences between genetically distinct males and females.

That many individuals suffer from sex-role dysfunctions does not change the fact that only heterosexual mating can result in families where a father and a mother collaborate in rearing children that share a genetic contribution from both parents.
Oh boy. I'm looking forward to more crank pseudo-science (which will likely be from the Mormon hacks who really like to pump this crap out) while ignoring real research, no doubt. Also, the part in bold, it's a crock. My ex-wife was a horrible mother and I terminated her parental rights. My current wife is a bazillion times better and adopted the child. I know scores of other cases similar to mine, all of which easily disprove that idiotic assertion. But let's continue:
Married people are doing something that is very, very hard -- to combine the lives of a male and female, with all their physical and personality differences, into a stable relationship that persists across time.

When they are able to create children together, married people then provide the role models for those children to learn how to become a man or a woman, and what to expect of their spouse when they themselves marry.

When a heterosexual couple cannot have children, their faithful marriage still affirms, in the eyes of other people's children, the universality of the pattern of marriage.

When a heterosexual couple adopts children who are not their genetic offspring, they affirm the pattern of marriage and generously confer its blessings on children who might otherwise have been deprived of its benefits.

Some marriages are better than others; some fail utterly because of the malfeasance of one or both of the partners.

That only makes it all the more vital that the whole society combine to help husbands and wives succeed at marriage.
Everything there, except for straight-up reproduction, can also be said in a positive manner for gay marriages. We know, for example, that gay foster and adoptive parents are at least as good as heterosexual ones. We know that children raised by committed-relationship gay parents have equal (or better) marriage results than those raised in heterosexual marriages of the same duration. I find this part of his rant to be just weird. Like he had column inches to fill, or voices to placate:
We need the same public protection of marriage that we have of property. If we did not all agree that people continue to own things that are not in their immediate possession, then you could not reasonably expect to come home and find your house unoccupied.

We agree, by law, to make it a crime to take what belongs to others -- even when you need it more than they do. Every aspect of our lives is affected by this, and not for a moment could a society exist that did not protect the right of property.

If property rights were utterly abolished, and you could own nothing, you would leave that society as quickly as possible -- or create a new society that agreed to respect each other's property rights and protected them from outsiders who would attempt to take away your property.

Marriage is, if anything, more vital, more central, than property.
I feel like he's dancing around the issue of "women are property." Which, knowing he is a Mormon and that is the pervasive culture in Mormonism...

Oh, and it looks like my feeling was right. Here we have it:
Husbands need to have the whole society agree that when they marry, their wives are off limits to all other males. He has a right to trust that all his wife's children would be his.

Wives need to have the whole society agree that when they marry, their husband is off limits to all other females. All of his protection and earning power will be devoted to her and her children, and will not be divided with other women and their children.

These two premises are so basic that they preexist any known government. In most societies through history, failure to live up to these commitments has led to extreme social sanctions -- even, in many cases, death.
Well, in many primitive societies, death was the punishment for disobeying your parents. So I wouldn't put much stock in what bronze-age fools thought was a good idea... You need something better than an appeal to barbarism to carry the day.

I will say I find the second precept to be funny. Many Mormons, especially the splinter sects, still practice forms of polygamy. They just do it quietly instead of sanctioned by the Church. Additionally, since Mr. Card has argued for the traditional marriage of one-man, one-woman, I find it hard to reconcile his "traditional" view considering the traditional view of his church, and the biblical days from which he takes his traditional view, included polygamy as a normal marriage practice. It's like he doesn't recognize HIS version of traditional marriage is much newer than his bible and not supported by his religious texts in the manner he believes. Yet he makes, essentially, (besides the very bad "natural" argument) a religious argument from the fallacy of tradition and then seemingly starts to argue against himself by pointing out that heterosexual marriage, and heterosexual life suffers from a lot of ills without any help from gays and gay marriage:
Seen in this context, we are fools if we think "gay marriage" is the first or even the worst threat to marriage.

We heterosexuals have put marriage in such a state that it's a wonder homosexuals would even aspire to call their unions by that name.

Divorce is "no-fault," easily obtained on any pretext.

A vast number of unmarried men and women have such contempt for marriage that they share bed and home without asking for any formal recognition by society.

In an era when birth control and abortion make childbearing completely optional, the number of out-of-wedlock births shows the contempt that many women have for marriage.

Yet most of these single mothers still demand that the man they chose not to marry before having sex with him provide financial support for them and their children -- while denying the man any of the rights and protections of marriage.

Men routinely discard wives and children to follow the nearly universal male biological desire for diversity in mating. Adultery is now openly expected of men, even if faithful wives deplore it.

With "gay marriage," the last shreds of meaning will be stripped away from marriage, with homosexuals finishing what faithless, selfish heterosexuals have begun.

Marriage, to be worth preserving, needs to mean not just something, but everything.

Faithful sexual monogamy, persistence until death, male protection and providence for wife and children, female loyalty to children and husband, and parental discretion in child-rearing.

If government is going to meddle in this, it had better be to support marriage in general while providing protection for those caught in truly destructive marriages.
And how would gay marriage attack/solve any of this? Where is the causality? Do you have any stats? The divorce rate in Massachsetts didn't spike beause of gay marriage. People in Iowa aren't getting divorced over gay marriage. By-and-large, except for crybaby victems of offense, it's not affecting anyone all besides those who got married.

There is no logical reason to believe that gay marriage will, somehow, wreck straight-marriage and cause the collapse of Western Society. Really, except for your intentioal wallowing in being offended, gay marriage will do NOTHING to you, or anyone else, who isn't somehow directly part of the specific gay marriage in question.

Because when government is the enemy of marriage, then the people who are actually creating successful marriages have no choice but to change governments, by whatever means is made possible or necessary.

Society gains no benefit whatsoever (except for a momentary warm feeling about how "fair" and "compassionate" we are) from renaming homosexual liaisons and friendships as marriage.
In other words, gays can't love. It's just horny time. Blech, you make me sick, Mr. Card.

Married people attempting to raise children with the hope that they, in turn, will be reproductively successful, have every reason to oppose the normalization of homosexual unions.

It's about grandchildren. That's what all life is about. It's not enough just to spawn -- your offspring must grow up in circumstances that will maximize their reproductive opportunities.
Oh, so my marriage is pointless because it's "all about the grandchildren" and I don't have any? That means any marriage that doesn't end in children is pointless? You think that's what marriage is about? Kids and grandkids? How fucking 18th century of you, Mr. Card.

Why should married people feel the slightest loyalty to a government or society that are conspiring to encourage reproductive and/or marital dysfunction in their children?
They're not. They say nothing about it at all. Screaming idiots like you make sure of that.

Why should married people tolerate the interference of such a government or society in their family life?
Oh, the irony, it burns. You want government to discriminate, thus interfering in their family lives, yet you pretend it's the government interfering in yours if they take away their current, actual interference.

If America becomes a place where our children are taken from us by law and forced to attend schools where they are taught that cohabitation is as good as marriage, that motherhood doesn't require a husband or father, and that homosexuality is as valid a choice as heterosexuality for their future lives, then why in the world should married people continue to accept the authority of such a government?
It doesn't happen, you twat! There are no re-education camps!

What these dictator-judges do not seem to understand is that their authority extends only as far as people choose to obey them.

How long before married people answer the dictators thus: Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down, so it can be replaced with a government that will respect and support marriage, and help me raise my children in a society where they will expect to marry in their turn.


Biological imperatives trump laws. American government cannot fight against marriage and hope to endure. If the Constitution is defined in such a way as to destroy the privileged position of marriage, it is that insane Constitution, not marriage, that will die.
There is no biological imperitive to marriage. There is a biological reality of homosexuality. Marriage is a social construct and we, as humans, have the right to change it to fit our socially evolved sense of right and justice.

No matter how much it offends those who do not wish to move forward.

Note: I know the article is from last year. But with the recent Iowa decision, these talking points (including by Card) have been recycling and I feel it needs to be re-addressed.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Crash Test Dummies: God Shuffled His Feet


Enjoy.

Crash Test Dummies- MMM MMM MMM MMM


There's a certain truth in this song...

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The car had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

This is the face of Libertarian Policies...

...should the wankers, like Ron Paul and the Laissez-Faire Republicans, ever get complete control of government and further erode it's ability to protect the average citizen:
CALEXICO, California - A California-based food distribution company is recalling candy imported from Mexico because it contains high levels of lead.

King Midas Inc. said Friday it is warning stores to stop selling Hola Pop, a caramel lollipop with a salted apricot in the center. The candy also comes in other fruit flavors.

The company says recent analysis of Hola Pop by the California Department of Public Health found that the candy contained a high level of lead.
Beyond the quackery and ineffectiveness, we'd end up with dangerous foods, dirty water, dangerous drugs and a classic third-world economy of rampant poverty, minimal middle-class and a gilded, vastly-wealthy upper-crust.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Because it is perfect...

I only wish I was the one who came up with it...:
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

The Cure - A Forest


From their post-punk gothic phase.

God will fuck you up!


Worth watching.

NRO Melt-Down...

Justice Souter is contemplating/announcing retirement and the wing-nuts are going nuts. Already the hysterics abound. A small sample from the incredible stupidity of National Review Online:
Don’t be fooled by the false claims that we have a conservative Supreme Court. The Court has a working majority of five living-constitutionalists.
No. They have conservatives who, when strict constructionalism works for their conservative position, use that doctrine. And when it doesn't, they make up their own rules. Scalia is the worst of them, whereas I think Thomas is just too dumb and just goes along with Scalia most of the time.

For example, in Gonzales v. Raich Scalia voted to uphold the federal government's prerogative to go after medical consumers of homegrown pot, on the grounds that this activity supposedly affects interstate commerce. This ruling prompted Thomas to break with Scalia and note in a caustic dissent, "If Congress can regulate this under the Commerce Clause, then it can regulate virtually anything--and the Federal Government is no longer one of limited and enumerated powers."

Just a few years prior in McCreary County v. ACLU, in which the majority ruled that a Ten Commandments display at a Kentucky courthouse was unconstitutional, Scalia dissented and attacked "the Lemon test," which goes back to the 1971 precedent Lemon v. Kurtzman. The Lemon Test is a three prong test to determine if there is a Church/State entanglement prohibited by the First Amendment and states that government action concerning religion must:
1. Have a legitimate secular purpose, and,
2. Must not have the primary effect of either advancing or inhibiting religion, and,
3. Must avoid "excessive entanglement" of religion and government.
Scalia's dissent essentially said that the First Amendment is rubbish and there should be no government neutrality between religion and non-religion. Further, Scalia clearly stated that "governmental affirmation of the society's belief in God" as not only permissible but laudable; moreover, he stresses that such affirmation cannot remain entirely nondenominational. Or, as Scalia puts it: "
With respect to public acknowledgment of religious belief it is entirely clear from our Nation's historical practices that the Establishment Clause permits this disregard of polytheists and believers in unconcerned deities, just as it permits the disregard of devout atheists."
In other words, despite the fact the United States was founded by men who were, mostly deists and loosely-affiliated/non-denominational Christians, denominational Christians and possibly one atheist and, more importantly, their beliefs were not even mainstream for Christianity as it was practiced in those times, but decidedly liberal and had be influenced greatly by ancient philosophy, the Enlightenment and the Reformation and that they added the "no religious test" wording to the Constitution AND the First Amendment to make it even clearer that there was to be a wall of separation the Constitution doesn't, in Scalia's warped logic, say what it plainly means. It's as if parts of the Constitution he doesn't like were written on "opposite day."

Still, we continue with NRO:
Four of them—Stevens, Souter, Ginsburg, and Breyer—consistently engage in
liberal judicial activism, and a fifth, Kennedy, frequently does. As a result,
the Court is markedly to the left of the American public on a broad range of
issues.
Ah yes, "judicial activism." Something always done by the "other guys." We never do "judicial activism" when we trash plainly enumerated rights, like the ones in the 4th and 5th Amendments. Or when we deny Habeas Corpus. Or seek to establish religious tests. Or run amok with unbridled executive "war powers" when we're not actually at war. Or apply the Commerce Clause to things we don't like, even though it doesn't apply...

And, of course, we've got to come to the 'fear factor' part of the rant:
Indeed, in coming years, Souter’s replacement may well provide the fifth vote
for:

— the imposition of a federal constitutional right to same-sex marriage;
I would argue we already have through the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment. As well as the Commerce Clause that forces states to recognize official acts of other states (like marriages) as valid. That we, as a country, have repeatedly not lived up to our Constitutional requirements doesn't mean they're not there...


— stripping “under God” out of the Pledge of Allegiance and completely
secularizing the public square;
We did fine with out it.
— the continued abolition of the death penalty on the installment plan;

Cruel, inhumane and unfairly applied. All of which violate the 6th Amendment. Plus, it doesn't work. Flat-out doesn't work. We can see it in the data.

— selectively importing into the Court’s interpretation of the American
Constitution the favored policies of Europe’s leftist elites;

I always think this is funny. The Constitution itself is product of Leftist European Thought.

— further judicial micromanagement of the government’s war powers; and

As Eisenhower said it best:

You keep harping on the Constitution; I should like to point out that the
meaning of the Constitution is what the Supreme Court says it is.
Consequently no powers are exercised by the Federal government except where such exercise is approved by the Supreme Court (lawyers) of the land.

Really, it's not difficult to understand.... And, of course, this being NRO, we've got to have the weird shit, too:

— the invention of a constitutional right to human cloning.

I really wish they'd shut up about stupid crap like this... It's so Weekly World News...

UB40 Red Red Wine 1983



Here's a great "old fart" video. That is, if you heard when you were an adult, you're now an "old fart."

Mojo Nixon-Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two-Headed...


Ahhh.... Good times....

Mojo Nixon - Elvis is everywhere


OMG! I haven't thought about this for years though sometimes I use the catch phrase... Which I then have to explain...

Especially when I make the "Anti-Elvis" comment about Michael J. Fox... :)

H/T Pandagon for bringing it up...