Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler!

This is child abuse in my book:
This Hitler youth is blond-haired, blue-eyed and just turned three.

Adolf Hitler Campbell is the middle child of three kids given Nazi-themed names by their parents, including a dad who denies the Holocaust occurred and decorates his home with swastikas.

"They're just names, you know," father Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times. "Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that."

Adolf has two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. The latter, just eight months old, was named for Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler.

The bizarre names came to public attention after a local ShopRite declined to provide the Holland Township, N.J., family with a cake inscribed "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler."

"Other kids get their cake," Campbell complained. "I get a hard time. It's not fair to my children. How can a name be offensive?"
It's not fair to your children? Dude, your existence and beliefs are what's not fair to your children. Idiotic actions have real world consequences to those who had no say in your actions. When your little boy gets older, and has suffered the consequences of you asshole parenting, I hope he sues the trailer right out from underneath you.

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