Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya...

Coming tomorrow in the Sunday Times:

NEW YORK - In an interview that will appear in this Sunday's New York Times Magazine, controversial televangelist Rev. John Hagee declares, "It's true that [John] McCain's campaign sought my endorsement."

McCain has attempted to distance himself from some of Hagee's views, much as Barack Obama is doing in relation to Rev. Jeremiah Wright. But unlike McCain, Obama has not stood on stage with Wright and accepted his accolades this year.

Well, I guess the McCain's Corkscrew Express wishes to distance itself from a minister that makes Obama's "pastor problems" look like an ill chanced comment about a merit badge at a rowdy cub scout meeting. Just a FEW of the MANY very quotable hate-moments from the mouth of John Hagee:

"All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they are -- were recipients of the judgment of God for that. The newspaper carried the story in our local area that was not carried nationally that there was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other Gay Pride parades. So I believe that the judgment of God is a very real thing."

A gay parade in a coastal city in hurricane season. Yet it was God's wrath. Now, I'd believe it if the hurricane struck, oh, Ontario. But New Orleans? Give me a break. Also, why the cribbing from Pat Robertson? Can't you think of your own hate speech?

Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick.

Yes. Yes. Yes. The little women whom he respects like the dickens. And if you didn't get how much he respects them from the first 8th-grade joke, we've got another for you:

Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

But hey, why pick on the gays and the women when you can bash EVERYONE:

"As a nation, America is under the curse of God."

You know, with Pastor's like him leading the Lamb of God's Church, I'd almost believe him.